EVERY TUESDAY AT JUICY
THE OBAMABURGER &
HALF-PRICE AMERICAN WINES
Featuring Benton's Smoked Country Bacon...
All our lives we've been told that one should never discuss politics, religion or the fact that Love & Rockets kicks NIN's ass. (Lollapalooza, yo.) Well, we're about to break rule #1. We're gonna get political.
The ObamaBurger
But, just like giving your ailing dog a pill tucked inside a scrumptious treat, we're gonna wrap our unabashedly liberal patriotism in something a thousand times more delicious than a Snausage: The ObamaBurger. But this isn't just any cheeseburger. Why? Well, other than being named after the next President of The United States, it's got bacon on it. (Proving Barack Obama is not Muslim. Not that there's anything wrong with that!) And we're not talkin' about just any bacon, here. We're talkin' about what may be the best gourmet bacon in the country: Benton's Smoked Country Bacon...
The audacity of pork
Benton’s Smoky Mountain Country Hams has been producing award-winning country hams, domestic prosciutto and bacon in the hills of Madisonville, Tennessee since 1973. In 2007 the Southern Foodways Alliance bestowed Allan Benton with it's highest honor, The Jack Daniel's Lifetime Achievement Award. Allan's meats are served in some of the finest restaurants in the country because of their distinctive, full, mouthwatering flavor.
It's the ingredients, stupid
But you can't make a truly awesome burger with just beef, bacon and buns. That's why we're piling Benton's hickory-smoked country bacon on top of a char-grilled mound of juicy, Kobe beef (reflecting Obama's Pan-Asian upbringing), topping it with gooey Wisconsin Cheddar, spicy, Michelle-fist-pumped caramelized onions and a dollop of our very own Secret South Side Sauce. We then cram all that goodness between two slices of marble rye (celebrating Barack's multiracial background) and feed it to our panini press, transforming it into the ultimate patty-melting-pot that is America. Add a heaping side of Harvard Yard Baked Beans (commemorating Barack's days as the first Black president of The Harvard Law Review) and that, my fellow Americans, is The ObamaBurger.
Half-price American wines, BTG or BTB
We can't think of anything that goes better with The ObamaBurger than wine made in the good ol' U. S. of A. That's why every Tuesday we're taking half off every American wine by the glass or the bottle to drink at Juicy. That's right—red, white, whatever. Every American wine we carry, half price, all day, every Tuesday. We know—sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? But it ain't. It's the real deal. Just like our man Barack.
Starting Tuesday, August 19th
Starting Tuesday, August 19th, drop by Juicy Wine Co for the extraordinary ObamaBurger and wash it down with half-price American wines—glasses or bottles. Take in the sun and stars on our sweet deck or chill in our air-conditioned main room or upstairs lounge, all while savoring a soundtrack of American music. Do it for your country!
For more information regarding Tuesdays at Juicy, email us. Or, phone us at (312) 492-6620.
Let freedom ring,
Juicy Wine Co
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